Need advice on my wife here?

My wife wants to go to the local pool today but she's putting on some weight lately.. If she jumps in, it will be like Moses parting the seas again. I want to avoid this, how can I talk her out of it?Need advice on my wife here?
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take her!!!!!! but take LOTS of pictues!!!!!


and when she jumps in yell


SHAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


and if she yells at you blame it on the guy next to you!


even punch him!!! thatll make it seem real!


:DNeed advice on my wife here?
Whatt...that is crazy.


You should let her go, and you have no need to be ashamed of her if you love her. It really does not matter what other people think. And if you talk her outta it, she will probably figure out what you are trying to do and that will hurt her badly. But you can suggest going gyming or exercising together.
You don't want her to jump or you don't want her to go at all?





If you don't want her to jump, just tell you are scared of her getting hurt.


If you don't want her to go at all, take her out somewhere nice instead....OR send her to get her nails done instead, pamper her...
If you really care for her, say it to her.


Tell her that you are afraid on her from people's choices and it's better to choose some other place to go to till she loses some weight; like going together a picnic...etc where she could get to move around.
You need to get a divorce. You are sick and need help. Does your wife know you put things like this on the internet for millions of people to see? How twisted are you? Get some good help and divorce her so that she can find someone who actually loves her...!!!
For every thing you complain about that you think is wrong with your wife, there are many other guys that will love and accept her for who and what she is.
Wow, I wonder if she realises the 'wonderful' partner you are. Perhaps you should just let her go to the pools by herself, and then she can find a man who appreciates her body just the way it is.
That thought should not even cross your mind and makes you sound egotistical to want to take away her fun cause she too fat for me. Old Polka song.
Tell her the party was cancel'd... go to Toy's R Us and get her 5 or 6 ( of those Blow Up Pool's....One for each Leg, Arm.. and one (maybe 2)for her @ss.....Let the Party Come to Her!
I think if you try you will hurt her feelings. Most women are very self conscious of their weight.
dude that is your wife who cares what anybody else thinks


if somebody has something to say you should drown them.
What do you have against parting seas? That was a WONDERFUL event. Reboot your thinking.
You dont, you go, you chose to marry who you did, so who cares what anyone else thinks
I say let her swimming is good excercise
School is out and you are bored, try reading.
if she is not that bad you should let her swim dont be rude to her by that
you're are kind of a douche of a husband, aren't you?
I'd pay a dollar to see that!