Dry cleaning advice for a inflatable wife?

Are there any establishments that offer a discreet cleaning service for men with plastic wife'sDry cleaning advice for a inflatable wife?
Just strap her in the back of a convertible as you go through the car wash.Dry cleaning advice for a inflatable wife?
Well I had a mate that fancied a black woman so he filled his blow-up with cocoa .... worked fine until white was again on the agenda so he used his pressure washer to 'rinse it out' so to speak. Problem was that after connecting the thing up ( via the mouth ... ) and switching the washer on ... the blow up 'blew up' to ten times its size ... flew out of the window and exploded over London City, causing a local downpour ... lol
If she has got a runny nose, it is not a cold or flu, she will need emptying.





Deflate her.





Turn her inside out and use some Cuticura or something similar for the removal of STD'S and bacteria.





Blow her back up and take her out for a jolly good slap-up meal.





Merry xmas to you both.
Oh, Mr Cockburn,don't do it





The fluids they use would melt and disintegrate your dear wife





Just try giving her a hot soapy wash and a massage





and she'll come up good as new !!........Lol
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SOOOOOOO HARD EVERY FREAKIN' TIME,COCKBURN!!!


;-)
doubt it!! by friend was bein a bit frisky and ';lindseys';(the wifes name) head tore off:L:L:L b careful!!=]
I very much doubt it mate, that is one job you have to do yourself..


:-o
ask david beckham
http://aidoll.4woods.jp/en/dolls/





try here.
I knew it.
lmao, you made my day thnx